Friday Funny

Sorry I have neglected my blog for the past few days.

Trying to get grades finalized and get my classroom ready for our return from Fall Break.

Everything is finished and I am back in full blog post mode!  

Enjoy these great little puns that a fellow teacher emailed us earlier this week.  Too funny!

To write with a broken pencil is: Pointless.

 When fish are in schools they sometimes: Take debate.

 A thief who stole a calendar: Got twelve months.

 When the smog lifts in Los Angeles: U.C.L.A.

 The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes: Was on shaky ground.

 The batteries were given out: Free of charge.

 A dentist and a manicurist married: They fought tooth and nail.

 A will is a: Dead giveaway.
 
 If you don't pay your exorcist: You can get repossessed.

 With her marriage, she got a new name: And a dress.

 Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you: A-flat miner.

 You are stuck with your debt if: You can't budge it.

 Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

 A boiled egg is: Hard to beat.

 When you've seen one shopping center: You've seen a mall.

 Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was: Resisting a rest.

 Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?: He's all right now.

 If you take a laptop computer for a run you could: Jog your memory.

 A bicycle can't stand alone: It is two tired.

 In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism: it's your Count that votes.

 When a clock is hungry: It goes back four seconds.

 The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine: Was fully recovered.

 He had a photographic memory: Which was never developed.

 Those who get too big for their britches will be: Exposed in the end.

 When she saw her first strands of gray hair: She thought she'd dye.